An Elbonian lies face down in the mud. Another Elbonian man says to Dilbert, "You crushed our leader. Now YOU must be the new rebel leader." Dilbert replies, "I'm a diplomat, on a peace mission." The Elbonian says, "A wise Elbonian once said 'In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams.'" Dilbert says, "That's stupid." The Elbonian crosses his arms and asks, "What kind of diplomat are you??" Dilbert replies, "First day on the job . . . Gimme a break."
Dilbert: "Would you like some chicken, Bob?"
"I told you I'm a vegetarian. I eat vegetables."
"How about fish? Do you eat fish?"
"Fish are not vegetables."
"How about clams? Do you eat clams?"
"No, but you're starting to look good."