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2 Results for Clay Tapestry
View 1 - 2 results for clay tapestry comic strips. Discover the best "Clay Tapestry" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday April 01,
1995
Tags #write objectives, #sculpt disparate pieces, #elegant tapestry, #business plan, #clay tapestry, #quote boss, #clueless
Transcript
The Boss, Wally, Alice and Dilbert sit around a conference table. The Boss says, "Each of you will write your objectives and give them to me." The Boss continues, "Then I will sculpt these disparate pieces of clay into an elegant tapestry which will be our business plan." Alice asks, "Our business plan will be like a clay tapestry?" The Boss says, "Feel free to quote me."
Monday July 19,
2010
Tags #Opinion, #bad decision, #consistency, #coworker, #confused
Transcript
Coworker says, "Would you like my opinion on how you should handle that?" Dilbert says, "Sure, I'll just try to ignore the fact that your entire career has been a colorful tapestry of bad decisions." Coworker says, "So? yes?" Dilbert says, "I admire your consistency."