Dilbert: The pheremone cologne is making women desire me physically but they can't reconcile it mentally.
women: NNNO
Dilbert: It isn't fair...I'll have to wash the cologne off...
dilbert: Right after my aerobics class.
Alice: I'm going to seek relief from my many woes by sharing them with you.
My entire family is in a coma....The cat ate my wedding ring,,,,The IRS is auditing us....my boss made a pass at me.
It isn't working, you aren't absorbing my woes.
Dilbert: Im wearing into woe cologne.
Alice tells Dilbert and Wally, "I'm glad he quit. He was such an obnoxious, useless co-worker." Dilbert says, "We had to be nice to him because we needed his cooperatin." Wally yells, "The jerk!" Wally complains, "He should check the expiration date on his cologne!" Ed angrily thinks, "Next time, I will not give two weeks' notice."
