wally: you think i didn't do anything useful this year. so i made a compilation video of my co-workers being incompetent in meetings for comparison.
boss: at least they are trying.
wally: as you can see, maybe they shouldn't.
alice: you did great work on this...which has the tragic effect of making my work look less good in comparison.
dilbert: will you be punishing me for my good work?
alice: yes, but think of it as you not being selfish.