Dogbert: "You should smuggle a weapon on the plane."
"And never, ever return your seat to its upright position! Stand up for your rights!"
Dilbert: "I've noticed that all of your advice would put me in jail."
Dogbert: "Why must you be so complainy?"
JUROR: "We find in favor of the plaintiff dude." "There was some discussion about which one is the plaintiff - the complainy guy or the weasel." "But we were unanimous in not wanting to be here any longer." Another man says, "Aye!"