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3 Results for Confession
View 1 - 3 results for confession comic strips. Discover the best "Confession" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday September 11,
2000
Tags #good look at file, #murder confession, #the file, #sign papers
Transcript
Carol approaches the Boss and says, "Now sign this and this and this." The Boss replies, "This is a murder confession." Carol answers, "It's for the file." The Boss thinks to himself, "Someday I'm going to take a good look at that file."
Wednesday August 25,
2010
Tags #confession, #schedule, #calendar, #lazy, #self-esteem, #annoyed
Transcript
Carol says, "For the past five years I've managed your calendar based solely on what would create the least work for me." Carol says, "It all started when you told me to use my judgment to set priorities." Carol says, "In retrospect, you should have hired someone with low self-esteem."
Thursday April 17,
2014
Tags #interviews, #human resources, #random statements, #ostriches eye, #bigger than brain, #randomness, #confession, #job interview, #approved questions, #business
Transcript
Boss: I'm only allowed to ask interview questions that have been approved by Human Resources. And they haven't approved any yet. So all I can do is make random statements. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Interviewee: So is mine!