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4 Results for Confrontation
View 1 - 4 results for confrontation comic strips. Discover the best "Confrontation" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday January 13,
2017
New Hire Makes More
Tags #wages, #salary, #compensation, #fairness, #negotiation, #confrontation, #money
Transcript
Dilbert: I just found out that the new hire makes more than I do. Boss: It isn't my fault that you're a terrible negotiator. Dilbert: I don't like confrontation. Boss: I know. It saves me a lot of money. Shoo!
Thursday June 04,
2009
Tags #meeting, #confrontation, #hunchback, #deformed, #boss, #ridiculous, #business
Transcript
Ratbert : VP of sales Ratbert says, "Humphrey, you're scaring all of our customers." Ratbert says, "Try to be less pitchforkable." Ratbert says, "Seriously. Can you do that?" Humphrey says, "Who wants a hug?!"
Sunday June 17,
2007
Tags #office noise, #whistling, #comnfrontation, #whiney appearence, #cubicle, #freakin moron, #work-around situation
Transcript
Dilbert: "Gaaa! That idiot is whistling in his cube again!!!" "I would complain but I don't like confrontation." "I can't talk to his boss because I would appear whiney." "There's only one solution." "Alice, please stop by my cubicle when you get a second." Alice: "What's up? Wait. I'll be right back." "STOP WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!" "What's up?" Dilbert: "Never mind. I found a work-around."
Tuesday July 30,
2013
Tags #competition (psychology), #elevators, #fear, #elevator, #confrontation, #threat, #ceo, #underling, #power tripping
Transcript
CEO: Here's the hotshot that everyone says will someday take my job. I'm going to mentor you so hard your intestines will end up in your skull. Wally: I just figured out why people use the stairs.