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View 1 - 3 results for confronting comic strips. Discover the best "Confronting" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday June 09,
2009
Tags #meeting, #explaining, #angry, #confronting, #annoyed, #business
Transcript
The boss says, "Last week I attended the circle of excellence conference for managers." Alice says, "So, while we were doing actual work, you sat in a circle with a bunch of managers?" The boss says, "It wasn't like that." Alice says, "Oh, I think it was."
Wednesday June 17,
2009
Tags #stealing, #stupidity, #confronting, #ridiculous, #pirate
Transcript
Man says, "It's a conflict of interest for you to be our CEO and also a pirate who kidnaps our employees." Dogbert says, "The executive compensation committee approved this arrangement. It's all spelled out in my employment agreement." Man says, "So it is." Dogbert says, "Wait here while I call myself and ransom you back to the office."
Tuesday July 14,
2009
Tags #office, #Environment, #confronting, #perception, #hot, #complaining
Transcript
Dilbert says, "We replaced our styrofoam cups with paper cups, but it's not so clear that it helps the planet." The boss says, "We didn?t do it to help the planet. We did it to look like the sort of company that cares about that sort of thing." DIlbert says, "Oh. In that case it's working great." The boss says, "As soon as you stop whining."