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3 Results for Conquered
View 1 - 3 results for conquered comic strips. Discover the best "Conquered" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday February 23,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #formula, #impress, #bird, #house, #conquered, #gravity, #waly, #hum, #weekend
Transcript
Dilbert floats through the air with a propeller strapped to his back. He thinks, "My anti-gravity formula should really impress the guys at work." Wally says, "I built a bird house this weekend." Dilbert says, "I conquered gravity." Another man says, "I taught myself to hum."
Saturday April 18,
1992
Tags #ratbert, #Dilbert, #mighty, #hunter, #strikes, #wily, #prey, #hormones, #mastered, #sport, #conquered, #nautre
Transcript
Ratbert and Dogbert stand on the sidewalk. Ratbert stomps on a bug and says, "The mighty hunter strikes his wily prey!" Ratbert continues, "The hunter is awash in manly hormones. He has mastered his sport and conquered one of nature's best." Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I used to feel guilty about this until I realized it's a sport."
Friday April 02,
1993
Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #Wally, #conquered, #earth, #coincidence, #picture, #brassieres, #change
Transcript
Wally and Dilbert hold Dogbert signs and are wearing brassieres. Wally says, "You have to admit it - since Dogbert conquered the earth we've had no wars and the economy improved." Dilbert replies, "It could be a coincidence. All he's ordered so far is that we carry his picture and wear brassieres." Wally says, "I think you're afraid of change." Dilbert says, "Oh yeah? Well, I don't think you're a 'D' cup."