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4 Results for Copyrighted
View 1 - 4 results for copyrighted comic strips. Discover the best "Copyrighted" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday August 01,
1991
Tags #Dogbert, #guilt, #copyrighted, #simple, #stupid, #people, #crowd
Transcript
Dogbert stands on a stage holding a microphone. Dogbert says to the audience, "You can free yourself from guilt with the copyrighted Dogbert method." Dogbert continues, "My method is so simple that even stupid people can do it." Dogbert asks, "Do we have any stupid people here today?" Everyone in the audience raises their hands.
Tuesday April 19,
1994
Tags #static, #copyright, #fifty billion, #film library, #blow deal, #copyrighted everything
Transcript
Dilbert: You can't copyright the static on blank TV channels! Dogbert: "I already did." Dilbert: "You can't let my company pay fifty billion dollars to buy your so-called film library." Dogbert: "I already am." Dilbert: "I may have to blow the whistle on this deal." DOgbert: "It'll have to be a nose whistle - I copyrighted everything else."
Friday January 05,
2001
Tags #created software, #copyrighted work, #available, #for free, #plunge, #depression, #creativity, #psychology
Transcript
Asok the Intern says to Dilbert, "I created software that makes all copyrighted work on the net available for free!" Dilbert asks Asok, "Wouldn't that destroy all forms of creativity and plunge us into a depression?" Asok says to Dilbert, "Yes... But it is very neat."
Wednesday March 23,
2005
Tags #not entitled to opinions, #copyrighted, #stupidest opinions, #universe, #uttered
Transcript
"And so that's why..." "Excuse me, you're not entitled to your opinion." "I copyrighted all of the stupidest opinions in the universe so they can never again be uttered." "Hey! I just realized that I no longer need to drink!"