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Coronavirus

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Coronavirus - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 21, 2020's comic on:

Tags #24 hours, #business, #coronavirus, #health, #home, #remote, #tragic, #work from home

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dilbert: i'm working at home to avoid the coronavirus. i'll have to stay here 24 hours a day. dogbert: that's tragic. dilbert: i don't mind. dogbert: i meant tragic for me.

Stress Can Kill You

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Stress Can Kill You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #coronavirus, #cortisol, #dead man walking, #depress, #fear, #immune, #increase, #scared, #social distancing, #system, #virus, #health

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dogbert: you have nothing to fear from the coronavirus but fear itself. obviously, the fear will increase your cortisol levels and depress your immune system so the virus can finish you off. dilbert visually shaken: now i'm scared. dogbert pointing: dead man walking!

Ceo Says Coronavirus Is Hoax

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Ceo Says Coronavirus Is Hoax - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #sarcasm, #suspicion, #virus, #pandemic, #hoax

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CEO: The coronavirus is a hoax. It is no more dangerous than a common cold. Dilbert: It's almost as if you are inviting the universe to smite you. CEO: Don't jinx me! Dilbert: It's far too late.

Working At Home

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Working At Home - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 23, 2020's comic on:

Tags #accomplished, #business, #fort, #goof, #health, #home, #version, #working, #coronavirus

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day one of working from home dilbert thinking: i'm getting a lot done. day two of working from home dilbert thinking laying on the couch: if i goofed off a little, would anyone know? day three of working from home dogbert: lame fort. dilbert under fort made from couch cushions and blanket: it's version 1.0.

Dogbert Hovers

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Dogbert Hovers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #working from home, #annoy, #work, #hear, #footsteps, #hoover, #health, #coronavirus, #excuse, #living

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dilbert: i can't get any work done at home because i keep hearing your footsteps all day! dogbert: excuse me for living. i'll try hovering from now on. dilbert: can you do that? dogbert hovering: there's a lot you don't know about me.

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Social Distancing

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Social Distancing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 25, 2020's comic on:

Tags #business, #eighties, #health, #hug, #managers & supervisors, #practice, #social distancing, #virus, #coronavirus

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boss with face mask: wally, i need you to practice "social distancing" until the virus risk has passed. wally: i already do that. i haven't hugged anyone since the eighties. boss: good job. high-five. wally: back off.

Human Walking This Way

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Human Walking This Way - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #coronavirus, #exercise, #fish, #health, #human, #social distancing, #walking, #water

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dilbert walking outside thinking: uh-oh. a human being is walking in my direction. dilbert jumping over wall into river: aaaagh!!! fish in water by dilbert: i need to ask you to back up six feet.

Alice Borrows Stapler

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Alice Borrows Stapler - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #office supplies, #face mask, #borrow, #stapler, #paper clip, #coronavirus, #germs

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Alice wearing face mask: can I borrow your stapler? Dilbert wearing face mask: not with your bare hands. but i can wrap it in plastic and leave a hole for the staples to come out. Alice: maybe you can just lend me a paper clip. dilbert: i'll throw it to you.

Carol Hoards

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Carol Hoards - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #health, #office supplies, #copy paper, #hoarding, #shortage, #coronavirus

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dilbert wearing face mask: we're running low on copier paper. carol wearing face mask: i know. i hoarded it all at my house when someone said we might have a shortage. dilbert: can you bring some of it back? carol: that would defeat the point of hoarding.

Elbonian Spy

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Elbonian Spy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #face mask, #coronavirus, #spy, #foreigner, #data, #security, #racist, #excuse

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boss wearing face mask: our data security team informs me we have an elbonian spy in our midst. dilbert wearing face mask: maybe it's this elbonian guy you hired. elbonian wearing face mask: whoa, that is super racist. dilbert: is it you? elbonian: yes, but i don't see how that excuses you.