Dogbert sits on his pillow reading a book titled "Hypnosis For World Conquest." Dogbert thinks, "Looks easy enough." Ratbert enters and says, "Hi, Dogbert! What are you reading?" Dogbert replies, "Nothing. You will remember nothing." Ratbert holds his arms out like a zombie and asks, "Who am I? Where am I?" Dogbert thinks, "That was a little bit like sandblasting a soup cracker."
Tina says, "Wally, can you eat quieter?" Crunch crunch mmmph crunch gulp Tina says, "you sound like an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival." Mmmph erm crunch crunch Tina says, "GAAA!!! Not the beverage!" Wally says, "Prepare slurper! Boop!"
Alice: "I don't have time to work on the nanobit project."
The Boss: "No problem. Tell Dilbert I said he should take over."
Two minutes later
Dilbert: "I'm way, way too busy."
The Boss: "Fine. Tell Wally to do it."
Two minutes later.
Wally: "I'm up to your face in alligators!"
The Boss: "Okay, okay... hand it off to Asok."
Two minutes later.
Asok: "But already I only have time to eat one cracker a day."
The Boss: "Tell Ted I said.."
Ted: "Sure, I'll do it. No problem."
Asok: "Mmm.. cracker time."
Ted: "I'm quitting tomorrow."
The Boss: "I solved four problems today!"
