"I don't understand something, Liz. You told Dilbert you don't want to be physical until after marriage..."
"I would expect him to be cranky around the house, yet he's quite relaxed...serene. I don't see how...unless..."
"Did you discover religion?"
"I think I'm Unitarian."
Dilbert says, "I'd like to thank all of the people who helped design the technology test parameters." Dilbert says, "Thanks to your input, the test had nothing in common with how things work in the real world." Dilbert says, "So I wasted two weeks of my life on a test that is not only meaningless..." Dilbert says, "...But alos dangerously misleading." Dilbert says, "This slide shows the gap between the test results and reality." The Boss says, "We'll use the test results anyway because it's the only data we have." Dilbert says, "Fine. I hope you all choke to death on your lunches." The Boss says, "Why's he so cranky?" Wally says, "Something about data."
Wally: I have a great idea for you.
Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness.
Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work?
Carol: Die, monster!