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5 Results for Crop
View 1 - 5 results for crop comic strips. Discover the best "Crop" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday June 30,
1999
Tags #cube farm, #excellent crop, #fatten up, #need salt, #pretzel stick
Transcript
The cube farmer stand in the doorway of Dilbert's cube with a rake. The farmer says, "My cube farm has an excellent crop this year." the farmer offers Dilbert a donut on the rake and says, "Here you go, fella. This will fatten you up." The farmer attaches a stick on a hook to Dilbert's cube wall and says, "If you ever need salt, just lick this pretzal stick." Dilbert eats the donut and says, "mmmm... ooh!"
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Wednesday April 24,
1991
Tags #news, #news reporter, #mysterious, #circles, #aliens, #crop circles, #crushed, #wheat, #starts, #one, #point, #outward, #formed, #around
Transcript
A television reporter holds a microphone and says, "I'm standing at the Wickford wheat fields outside of London, the site of mysterious giant circles, possibly caused by aliens." The reporter asks a man with a backpack, "How do you find these circles of crushed wheat?" The man answers, "My team of experts starts at one point and searches outward until . . ." The man looks behind him where a circle of people tramples the wheat field. He cries, "Good Lord! Another circle has formed around us!!"
Thursday April 25,
1991
Tags #discovered, #field, #landing, #strips, #alien, #crop, #circles, #Dilbert, #armchair, #television
Transcript
Alien: They have discovered our wheat field landing strips... We must scare them away. ...and don't go snooping around stonehenge either.
Saturday January 08,
2000
Tags #managing instanct, #belly button lint, #leave employee, #unhygenic, #weird, #intimate, #gone too far
Transcript
The boss is sticking his hands in his shirt and thinks: "I've got a good crop of lint in my belly button today." The boss thinks: "I'll leave it on Dilbert's keyboard." The boss thinks: "I wonder if there's such a thing as managing too much by instict."
Monday August 22,
2016
Wally's Inappropriate Attire
Tags #dress code, #outfit, #crop top, #deception, #ploy, #trick, #telecommuting, #laziness, #work ethic
Transcript
Boss: That is inappropriate office attire! Go home and work remotely for the rest of the day. Dilbert: How'd it work out? Wally: Phase one was a total success. Phase two involves napping.