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- How to reorganize for success
Put All your deadbeats and whiners in one sub group.
Deadbeats: we don't want to be a subgroup.
-Give them a project that duplicates work being done by more competent people elsewhere in the company.-
Soon, the manager of the competent people will find out you're duplicating his work.
Man: You're on my turf
Dogbert: Boo hoo
- He'll make a play to get your project under his control.-
Man: They should be transferred to my control.
- Before you transfer the deadbeats. Give them high performance reviews to conceal your treachery
Deadbeat: Godlike ? wow!
Dogbert: I'll miss you.
- In time, the manager who took your losers will fail, this decreasing competition for promotions.
AAIIII!!
Dogbert: Next week I'll discuss teamwork - the managers obstacle to success.