Boss: Your compensation will be based on achieving these goals. Dilbert: Awesome. It's like written permission to ignore everything else you ask me to do. Boss: It's not like that at all. Dilbert: Get back to me when you finish debating yourself.
Wally: Thanks to my new circular debating technique. I haven't lost a debate in weeks. Watch this. The moon landing was a hoax.
Man: No, it wasn't.
Wally: The flag was moving in the wind.
Man: I'll send you a link debunking the flag thing.
Wally: Okay, but how do you explain the multiple light sources?
Man: Here's another link debunking that claim.
Fifteen minutes later
Man: I have now debunked all ten of your ridiculous claims will you agree the moon landing was real?
Wally: How do you explain the flag moving?
Man: Gaaaa!!! I give up!! You win!!!
Dilbert and Dogbert sit outdoors under a tree. Dogbert says, "If a man eats a pound of pasta and a pound of antipasto . . ." Dogbert continues, ". . . Would they cancel each other out, leaving the man still hungry?" Dilbert says, "I can't imagine Socrates and Plato debating that question." Dogbert asks, "Too hard, huh?"
"I'm debating on the Internet!" "Ha ha! I'm winning every argument by saying the same thing!" "What's that?" "'How would you like it if Hitler killed you?'" "Hey, I debated you last night!"
co-worker: why have you changed your opinion since last week?
dilbert: i haven't changed my opinion.
co-worker: no, it was different last week.
dilbert: are we really debating which one of us is a better authority on my opinion?
co-worker: you might be lying about not changing your opinion.
dilbert: and you might be hallucinating or lying or just stupid.
co-worker: you might be trying to gaslight me right now. i'm glad we can have these honest talks.
dilbert: i hope you plunge to your death in a freak elevator accident.
