Dogbert sits on the dresser watching Dilbert pack. Dilbert closes a suitcase and tells Dogbert, "This suitcase is the decoy." Dilbert explains, "While the airline is distracted trying to lose the decoy, I'll sneak aboard with this emergency carry-on bag." Dogbert asks, "What if they try to make you eat their food?" Dogbert replies, "Fake vomit. They'll think I already ate."
Dilbert: "Exhibit 'A' is my empty lunch bag, last seen full."
"Only the people in this room had the motive and the opportunity."
"Inspector Dogbert will investigate."
Dogbert: "Sniff. You were in the mail room with Willy the mail boy all morning. You are innocent."
"Sort of."
"Sniff. I give you a 'C+' for hygiene but you did not take the lunch."
"Sniff. Bologna...potato chips...carrot sticks...ha!!!"
"This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"
Wally: "You can't prove anything!"
Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?"
Dilbert: My invention will change the world and get me promoted three levels above you. Boss: Haa-chaaa! Sorry. I'm usually more subtle. Dilbert: No worries. This was a decoy.
CHIPS "Hello Dogbert. I am here to persuade you to give your billions to third world countries." "If guilt does not work, I am prepared to wrestle you for it." "How's your decoy working out?" "He's got Bono in a headlock."
