Dogbert: "You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices."
"When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere."
"The make them dance like chickens."
The boss: "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
Dilbert: do you want to watch when the new employee looks at her first paycheck?
Wally: what do we know about her?
Dilbert: She's target out of college, all of her prior jobs paid her in cash.
dilbertL ear guards on.
My first paycheck
Hmmm. how bad could it be?
Next time no coffee. eh?