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Dilbert: "What would your system cost?"
Vendor: "We can deliver in two weeks."
Dilbert: "But what would it cost?"
Vendor: "A lot of vendors deliver in four weeks, but we can do it in two."
Dilbert: "I'm asking about price, not delivery schedules."
Vendor: "Do you want it shipped by ground or air? Air is even faster."
Dilbert: "What does it cost?"
Vendor: "Ground costs less than air."
Dilbert: "GAAA!!! What does the SYSTEM cost?!!"
Vendor: "For ground?"
