The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, I have to downsize you as soon as you finish your project." The Boss continues, "I trust that your professionalism will prevent you from delaying unnecessarily." Wally responds, "I promise that my timeliness will be surpassed only by my passion for quality."
Wally: "I say it's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission."
TED : "I say it's better to seek permission, thus delaying your personal risk until it all becomes moot in the next reorganization."
Wally: "That makes mine sound kinda stupid."
TED: "Get over it."
Dilbert: GAAA!!! Im having overhead storage anxiety!!
It doesn't fit! Everyone will hate me for delaying the flight!
Flight attendant: We ere scheduled to fly to new york, but thanks to the bag that didn't fit, we have to leave in Iowa.
Bottleneck Bill
perhaps you're wondering why I haven't answered your emails.
Bill: My philopshy is that anything worth doing is worth delating.
Dilbert: Plus you look like that.
Bill: Like what?
