Dogbert says to Dilbert, "The key to happiness is self-delusion." Dobert says to Dilbert, "Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing toward oblivion." Dilbert says, "I've never had that thought... Until now." Dogbert says, "Don't blame me; I said don't."
Dilbert: I'm developing an insincere optimism to complement my artificial sense of urgency.
Dilbert: I hope to top it off with a delusion that I work for the challenge and not the money.
The Boss: How can you make good ideas sound so bad?
Dilbert: Im an engineer.