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3 Results for Demented
View 1 - 3 results for demented comic strips. Discover the best "Demented" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 17,
1996
Tags #action plan, #solve problems, #problems, #demented, #expense, #demented plat, #lift veil, #ignorance
Transcript
Dilbert and Liz sit on a park bench. Liz says, "Um . . . When I've shared my feelings with you, I wasn't hoping you'd design an action plan to solve all of my problems." Dilbert asks, "Why else would you tell me all of your problems . . . Unless it's some demented plot to make yourself feel better at my expense?" Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "You were right. It was all a demented plot." Dogbert says, "I'm trying to gradually lift your veil of ignorance."
Tuesday June 29,
2004
Sunday September 09,
2018
Tags #data, #Dilbert, #internet, #jerry, #tweet, #weasel
Transcript
Jerry: Omg! You are soooo wrong! I literally cannot believe you are this gullible. Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! I can't wait to tweet about your stupidity. Your dumbness will live forever on the internet! Dilbert: You probably haven't seen the new data that proves I'm right. Will you apologize like a decent human being or will you move the goalposts claim victory. And trash my name like a demented weasel? Jerry: Can you tell me more about the weasel option?