Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I've decided to run for President of the United States." Dogbert continues, "I'm hoping my charisma will unify a divided political party." Dilbert asks, "You're running as a Democrat?" Dogbert replies, "No, Communist. I want to have a chance."
Dilbert: "Do you remember last election day...and how you convinced me to not vote?"
"You argued that since we disagreed on all issues, we could both stay home and the outcome would be the same as if we both voted."
"Dogs can't vote!"
Dogbert: "Well, not directly."