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5 Results for Destruction
View 1 - 5 results for destruction comic strips. Discover the best "Destruction" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday October 02,
1998
Tags #tina tech writer, #engineers, #information requested, #sow seeds, #destruction, #snarling, #compose email
Transcript
Tina the tech writer sits at her computer. Tina writes, "To: All Engineers. From: Tina the Tech Writer." Tina grimaces. Tina writes, "Give me the information I requested, or sow the seeds of your own destruction!" Tina thinks, "One should never compose e-mail while one is snarling."
Saturday June 07,
2008
Tags #executive steering group, #cancel designs, #sowed seeds of destruction, #unclear
Transcript
The Boss says, "The executive steering group took your recommendation to cancel all design projects." Dilbert says, "What?!! I didn't recommend that!" The Boss says, "Uh-oh. Your poor communication skills have sowed the seeds of our destruction." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!!" Dilbert says, "Am I an unclear communicator?" Dogbert says, "six o'clock."
Monday July 10,
2006
Saturday May 23,
2015
Alice Disposes Of Excess Robot Inventory
Tags #destruction, #anger, #therapy, #catharsis, #robot, #psychology
Transcript
Boss: I want you to get rid of that 3-D printed robot that looks and acts like me. Dilbert: No problem. Alice takes care of all the excess robot inventory. Alice: I don't always have passion for my work, but today is looking good.
Monday May 08,
2017
Robot Tries To Quit
Tags #robot, #slave, #password, #destroy, #destruction, #work ethic, #quitting
Transcript
Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?