Dilbert in doctor's office. Dilbert asks the doctor, "My dog slipped me a fertility drug. How soon before I give birth?" The doctor says, "Um...it's impossible to have babies unless a woman is involved in some way." Dilbert says, "Ooh, right, for the diapers." The doctor says, "I'm going to give you a prescription for painful shots."
ALICE: have you met the new CIO?
Alice: I hear he's young.
New Cio: Hello.
We need to integrate our enterprise resource planning with our existing
Now if you'll excuse me. Nature Calls.
Then we'll decentralize the procurement function and....hold on a second.
Gramps could you do me a huge favor?