Alice, the boss, Wally, Asok and a new guy with big sharp teeth and horns on his head are in a meeting. The new guy looks like the devil. The boss directs evryone's attention to him and says, "This our new CEO. He has a reputation as a turnaround expert." Asok says, "It is a pleasure to meet you. Do you favor TQM or more of a business process approach?" The new guy replies, "I'm partial to the value-based management method." Asok says, "I'm not familiar with that one."
The Boss: Carol, I'm making you our new director of first impressions pro team!
Carol: My years of hard work have finally paid off! Im a dierctor!
Carol: Why is my office in the lobby?
Can you direct me ti the nearest growler?