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Wednesday August 12,
2009
Tags #procrastination, #excuses, #asking, #frustrated, #ridiculous
Transcript
Wally says, "If I don't have enough time to do things right, should I just do nothing?" Wally says, "Or do you prefer that I miss deadlines, or do shoddy work, or pray for divine intervention?" The boss says, "I want everything fast and perfect." Wally says, "Can I buy a prayer rug?"
Wednesday August 10,
2016
God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
Tags #help, #assistance, #sayings, #adage, #divine intervention, #laziness
Transcript
Man: Can you get me that data by Friday? Wally: They say "God helps those who help themselves." Man: So... you won't help? Wally: I'm waiting for you to go first. Man: And then you'll help? Wally: No, the order is you, then God, then me.