Carol: Have you met the new engineer? He's a gigantic dork. You two would get along great. I'll email him to set up a date with you. Is tomorrow good? Dilbert: Being a dork is not a romantic preference. Carol: He says he'll bring his "Star Wars" chess set.
Dogbert: I recently received this angry letter from a mister 'Dork'.
Mr. Dork informs me that the many people surnamed Dork are not amused that I once used the word "Dorkage" He demands an apology.
I apologize to all the dorks who were offended. I hope we can put this behind us.
dilbert: i invented goggles that remove humans from the scenery, so one can enjoy being alone. add noice canceling headphones, and you'll never again have to experience the horror of human interaction.
alice: you freakin' megadork.
dilbert holding arms out: mmmm, bliss.
