Dogbert: I recently received this angry letter from a mister 'Dork'.
Mr. Dork informs me that the many people surnamed Dork are not amused that I once used the word "Dorkage" He demands an apology.
I apologize to all the dorks who were offended. I hope we can put this behind us.
Dilbert holds a shirt and says to Dogbert, "I need a name for my new tubular luggage invention." Dilbert rolls the shirt and stuffs it into a can. Dilbert continues, "The name should be descriptive of its function, yet also call out to my target market." Dilbert says, "Go ahead . . . Get it out of your system." Dogbert says, "Dorkage."
