Dogbert: I recently received this angry letter from a mister 'Dork'.
Mr. Dork informs me that the many people surnamed Dork are not amused that I once used the word "Dorkage" He demands an apology.
I apologize to all the dorks who were offended. I hope we can put this behind us.
Dilbert: This is our new company dress code. We call it "Business Dorky." Dogbert: I like it because it makes you look powerless, boring, and sexually irrelevant. Dilbert: They make me wear this badge so I don't look like an asexual trespasser. Dogbert: Accessories make the outfit.