"Here's the press release about our bid to buy 'DSN' for fifty billion dollars."
"DSN is the hollywood studio that provides static to all the channels that woudl otherwise be blank."
"The 'Dogbert Static Network'?!!"
"Talk to me, babe."
"Bad news sir - our arch rivals are out-bidding us for control of DSN."
"Apparently they have even less creative investment ideas than we do."
"Quick! Give more money to our consultants!"
"They're spending as fast as they can, Sir!!"
"From now on you'll be working full time on our takeover of DSN."
"You must also identify any unnecessary jobs that can be cut after the takeover."
"That would be the people who worked on the take-over."
"Ooh, I broadcasted that move."
