office worker: we need to think longer term about how all of these dynamics play out.
dilbert: sounds reasonable. what exactly were we doing before?
office worker: i can't speak for anyone else, but i was making random decisions and hoping i'd change jobs before anyone found out.
Boss: What we need is an overarching strategy to stimulate our innovation. Dilbert: Or you could stop smothering the innovation we already have. Boss: That's the dumbest idea I've heard in my entire life. Dilbert: And there it is.