The Boss: Dilbert, work with Gustav to get our new product explained on our website.
Gustav: Heres what I have so far.
Dilbert: Its awful.
Gustav: excuse me?
Dilbert: there no information. Its all images and annoying music.
Dilbert: People make buying decisions based on what they read. This gives them nothing,
Gustav: If I clutter the design with useful information, it will look ugly ad I won't be able to use it in my portfolio.
I need that portfolio to get a job at a better company, Please help me escape.
Gustav: You'll probably work here until you die in your cubicle no matter what the website looks like.
The Boss: Did you help Gustav?
Dilbert: yes, But it wasn't a good day for our stock holders.