Dogbert sits behind a counter with a sign that says "End Hunger." Dogbert asks a passerby, "Would you like to sign this petition to end world hunger at no cost to you?" The man says, "World hunger? Why does it say 'I demand elimination of the government and the establishment of a Dogbert monarchy?'" Dogbert replies, "It's standard boilerplate. The lawyers insisted." The man says as he signs the petition, "Man, those guys are in a world of their own."
Alice: Hello, Keith. you're the next coworker I have targeted for elimination.
I'll be using a rumor campaign to convince everyone you are dishonest and incompetent.
Alice: Do I need a reason?
Dilbert: we think she wasn't hugged enough.