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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, worker, office, wrong path, precise verbal explanation, embarrassment of undoing, good plan, progress, mistreatment of workers, corrupt policices, bad boss

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The Boss: "Dilbert, I need you to do something, but I don't have time to fully explain it." "I'll give you just enough information to send you down the wrong path." "Later, after you do it wrong. I'll treat you like you're some sort of idiot." "Then I'll put you through the embarrassment of undoing everything you did." "This might not sound like a good plan to you." "But it takes the task off of my plate and puts it on yours." "That's called progress." Dilbert: "Today I helped make progress." Garbageman: "Better luck tomorrow."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, restaurant, fancy

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Dilbert and Dogbert enter a restaurant called "Chez de Whales." Dilbert says, "This is a very fancy place, Dogbert, so don't embarrass me." Dilbert tells the maitre d', "Uh . . . Two please. Non-smoking." The maitre d' replies, "I'm afraid, monsieur, that jackets are required." The maitre d' says, "You may wear these complimentary house jackets while you dine." The maitre d' continues, "You must also wear these beaver hats and clown feet." Dilbert and Dogbert put on the jackets and hats. The maitre d' says, "Next time messieurs will remember their jackets." Dogbert says, "Looks like we narrowly avoided embarrassment."

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Share Your Screen - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, technology, business, office, video conference, zoom, share, screen, quit

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dilbert looking at laptop on video conference voice from laptop: let me share my screen and i'll...uh-oh. oops. not that screen. don't judge me! how do i make it go away?!!! gaaa!!! i can't take the embarrassment! i quit! Dogbert and dilbert in another room dogbert: how was your zoom call? dilbert: best one ever.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags computers & peripherals, embarrassment, internet & world wide web, developed app, spare time, awful thing, lees hinest, marketing, business

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Ted: I developed this app in my spare time. What do you think? Dilbert: I think you made spare time look like an awful thing. If you'd like a less honest answer, I can recommend someone in marketing. Ted: I might try that.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, ignorance (knowledge), low hanging fruit

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Boss: Low-hanging fruit! OW! Dilbert: See? Wally: Wow.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, internet & world wide web, website, moradc, nicknames, client satisfactions surveys, group monitors, technology

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Mordac: Ted, the I.S. group monitors every website you visit. Based on that information, we came up with a list of nicknames for you. My job got a lot more fun after we stopped doing the client satisfaction surveys. Mordac

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags computers & peripherals, embarrassment, process order, middle ages, stinging sarcasm, faxed copy, 1950's, happy time, bob in procurement

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Bob In Procurement Dinosaur: I need the signed original contract to process your order. Dilbert: Because we're in the Middle Ages? Dinosaur: Ouch! Your stinging sarcasm has embarrassed me into saying I will accept a faxed copy. Are we good now? Dilbert: Absolutely. Because the 1950s is a happy time.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, printmaking, printer prowler, spots activity, minions

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Boss: The printer prowler spots activity. It's time to see what the minions are working on. They're on to me.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, frustration, like an idiot, simple solution, stumping dilbert, gladly explin, look like an idiot

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Man says, "There is a very simple solution to the problem that is stumping Dilbert." Man says, "I will gladly explain it to him after this meeting." Dilbert says, "You're probably wrong, and yet you still made me look like an idiot." Man says, "I win!"

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags embarrassment, walkways, minute, meeting, walk and talk, barely concentrate, prove underling wrong, business

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Dilbert: Do you have a minute? Boss: I'm on my way to a meeting. Follow me. We'll walk and talk. Dilbert: I don't see how this can possibly work. You can barely concentrate when you're sitting perfectly still. When you add the extra complexity of walking, it's like asking a squirrel to land a 747. Boss: Must... prove underling... wrong... Noise: BONK! Dilbert: I didn't know that being right could feel so good.