The Boss: We'll be using the Dogbert personality predictor index to judge your career potential.
Then we'll leave you in the dead end job that most closely matches your lack of potential. Here's a sample question...
How would other people describe you? A)Angry loner B) embezzler C) lazy
Dilbert: That's not enough choices!
Dogbert: Says the angry loner.
The Boss: You have thirty minutes to give yourself a label that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Wally: Would you say I'm more of an unidentified hominid or an inappropriate toucher?"