Dilbert stands at a teller window at the Bank of Ethel. The teller says, "I cannot allow this withdrawal . . ." The woman continues, "Unless you defeat me in hand to hand combat." Dilbert arrives at home with a bandage on his head and his arm in a sling. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "They seem pretty serious about encouraging the use of their automated teller machines."
dibert, the boss and ask at conference table.
the boss: our plan for reducing turnover is to encourage smoking.
the boss: that way, everyone gets a relaxing smoke break several times per day.
dilbert: or non-smokers could take breaks.
the boss: now i wish you had been in the meeting when we planned this.