The boos: I can't find any highly trained job applicants who want an unpleasant work environment and low pay.
Catbert: I miss the old days where a man would build a skyscraper with his bare hands just to make you stop hitting him with a shovel.
The boss: Did they have a dental plan?
Catbert: yes. they called it duck!!
Dilbert: I had a great day yesterday! Garbage Man: No you didn't. Good and bad days are only in your mind. The environment is largely the same as the day before. Dilbert: You're ticking me off. Garbage Man: Or am I?