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Present Company Excluded

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Present Company Excluded - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #Dilbert, #carol, #virtual, #human, #organic, #cheated, #present, #excluded, #problem

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Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #learning golf, #male dominated golf events, #golf events

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Alice says to Dilbert, "I'm learning to golf." Alice says to Dilbert, "Now I won't be excluded from all the male-dominated golf events." Dilbert says to Wally, who's staring at his computer screen, "Have you been dominating golf events?" Wally says, "Sometimes I can make them miss putts on TV."

Expectations

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Expectations - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #expectations, #misanthrope, #happiness, #contentment, #psychology

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Asok: Why is Alice always so angry? Wally: It's a function of her unrealistic expectations. I'm never disappointed because I expect people to be ignorant, self-absorbed, and useless. Asok: Present company excluded? Wally: And there it is.