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7 Results for Exhausting
View 1 - 7 results for exhausting comic strips. Discover the best "Exhausting" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday January 16,
1993
Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #new, #style, #management, #exhausting, #mbwa, #walking, #around, #walked, #park, #improvement
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "My new style of management is exhausting me." The Boss continues, "I heard some people talking about 'MBWA' or 'Management by Walking Around.'" The Boss continues, "I walked all the way to the park and back. But I can't say that I see much improvement around here."
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Monday December 23,
2002
Tags #work out, #company gym, #jim the guard, #exhausting, #cow, #milk, #hamburgers
Transcript
Alice is in exercise clothes. She approaches Tina and says, "Come work out with me." Tina responds, "We don't have a company gym." Alice says, "Try having a conversation with Jim the Security Guard: It's totally exhausting!" Alice is at the security desk. Jim finishes, "... But a cow is not entirely full of milk; some of it is hamburgers!"
Tuesday March 11,
2014
Tags #internet & world wide web, #work ethic, #telecommuting, #exhausting, #dumb founded
Transcript
Dilbert: I thought you were telecommuting this week. Wally: It was too exhausting. Dilbert: I have no follow-up questions.
Saturday April 10,
2021
Pandemic In Year Two
Sunday December 22,
2013
Tags #inventions, #automate, #drone, #send drone, #designed, #hydrogen, #wool sweater, #humanity
Transcript
Boss: I found a way to automate the hardest part of my job. I used to do a log of "management by walking around." It was exhausting. Now I just send my drone. I designed it myself and had it built in Elbonia. The hydrogen makes it lighter than air. Dilbert: Hydrogen? Boss: Let's see what Ted is up to. He's wearing a wool sweater today. Ted: Oh, the humanity! Boss: Hold this.
Saturday August 16,
2014
Tags #optimism, #telephones, #work ethic, #prodcutive, #conference call, #cubicla, #exhautisng
Transcript
Boss: You don't look productive. Wally: I'm on a conference call. Boss: Maybe you should be in your cubicle listening to it. Wally: Nah. They aren't saying anything important. Boss: Maybe they will. Wally: Optimism sounds exhausting.
Saturday October 08,
2016
Problem With The System
Tags #fired, #bottom, #firing, #termination, #layoff, #hierarchy, #logic, #illogical, #executives
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says I have to fire the bottom ten percent of performers, so... you're fired. Dilbert: I thought I was near the top. Boss: That was before I fired everyone below you. Dilbert: Can you see any problem with your system? Boss: Yes, it's exhausting.