Dilbert: I'm a lover, not a fighter. Dogbert: When is the last time you did either one? Dilbert: Are you trying to start a fight? Dogbert: It's the better option of the two.
dilbert: i'd fight with you on the price of this software, but i'm more of a lover than a fighter.
female software vendor: are you hitting on me? you'd better buy my software now, or i'll report you to your own human resources.
dilbert: okay. okay. i'll do anything you want.
female software vendor: wow. you were right when you said you're not a fighter.