News anchor: My next guest on money - n- stuff is Dogbert the doomsday pundit,
DOgbert: Goldman Sachs is forming a Hobo army to take over the world. Start hoarding anything with a pointy end.
DOgbert: Hobo army coming.
News Anchor: after the break, learn how to remove your own gold fillings,
Dogbert the Security Consultant Dogbert says, "Anyone without an I.D. badge is assumed to be an enemy combatant." Dogbert says, "Pounce on the intruder and shake him until his fillings fall out!" Alice says, "How much did we pay for that advice?" Dogbert says, "It's free. I work for the dentist across the street."