"Great news -- You're fired!"
"You get a generous severance package, two weeks' vacation, AND we hire you back as a contractor for more money!!"
"And I can telecommute if I want, but since dress codes don't apply to me..."
Catbert: Our sales dropped to zero because you told the media we have a better product coming soon. And 95% of the staff resigned because you announced plans to fire 50% of them. Maybe it would be better if you never spoke to anyone again. CEO: How would people get my wisdom.