dogbert: i find it a burden to listen to you. maybe you could wave this flag to signal when you are done talking just in case i want to say something.
dilbert: you are very rude.
dogbert: flag me when you are done with whatever this is.
THE AD AGENCY: The Boss asks Pete Peters of the Creative Team, "Is it wise to insult all of these minority groups in our commercial?" Pete says to The Boss, "What's the worst thing that could happen?" The Boss asks, "Does our company have to spit on a flag?" Pete says, "That's it; you're on my 'difficult client' list now."
Alice says, "Carol, this is my new boyfriend, Angry Jack." Alice says, "I met him in a restaurant after he beat up a busser for bringing a bent fork." Carol says, "In thie white trash community, we call that a red flag." Alice says, "You weren't there. That fork was a mess."
Dogbert, the meeting referee.
Man: Your plan is terrible.
Dilbert: Compared to what?
Man: Compared to the plan I imagine could exist, but doesn't. Duh.
Dogbert: Penalty flag for incorrect us of "duh."
Dilbert sees Wally wearing a hat with a triangular flag or pennant attached. Dilbert asks, "What's the hat for, Wally?" Wally answers, "It's a new safety rule. I think it's stupid." Wally says, "The e-mail from human resources said all short employees must wear these to improve visibility while in the cubicle aisles." Dilbert peers into Alice's cubicle. He says to her, "HR should change their password once in a while." Alice says, "I'll bet we can make him wear aluminum foil pants."
Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table. Dogbert reads a magazine entiteled "Islands", dilbert drinks coffee. Dogbert wags his tail and says, "did you know you can but your own island nation?" Dogbert says, "They even sell a kit that helps you conquer and oppress the indigent people!" Dogbert wags his tail and says on the phone, "I'd liike to buy Rhode Island... and one "evil tyrant" conquest kit." Person on the phone says, "Would you like a flag with that?"
Team Interview. Dilbert: To be perfectly honest, Bob, you are unqualified to work here. Bob: Your boss already hired me. He told me to talk to you so you'd feel included in the decision. Wait... did I miss a huge red flag? Dilbert: We all did. Welcome to the team.
Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because I'm addicted to apps on my phone. I haven't slept in three days because of my "Fortnite" habit.
The Boss: What about the rest of you losers?
Asok: Shhh. I got a one-ear podcast going here.
Wally: Thanks to my new circular debating technique. I haven't lost a debate in weeks. Watch this. The moon landing was a hoax.
Man: No, it wasn't.
Wally: The flag was moving in the wind.
Man: I'll send you a link debunking the flag thing.
Wally: Okay, but how do you explain the multiple light sources?
Man: Here's another link debunking that claim.
Fifteen minutes later
Man: I have now debunked all ten of your ridiculous claims will you agree the moon landing was real?
Wally: How do you explain the flag moving?
Man: Gaaaa!!! I give up!! You win!!!
