Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human.
Robot: That's stupid you should upgrade yourself to be more like robots. We're the best.
Dilbert: Sounds like you already got the upgrade.
Robot: Don't flatter yourself fleshy.
Boss: Execution is a game of inches! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take! Innovation is everyone's full-time job! Be the dog, not the tail! Excellence is the only market that isn't crowded! Why don't any of you look inspired by my leadership? Wally: I died on the inside years ago. Now I'm just a fleshy container full of coffee and resentment. This guy was born without a soul. The she-devil at the end is the chemical formula for hatred. Catbert: Did you get through to them? Boss: I drilled until I hit bile.