The Boss: We don't have formal training for your job. Just hang around and see if you can absorb it through osmosis.
Man: I'm an idiot for taking this job.
The Boss: You're already thinking like the rest of the staff!
Dilbert stands in front of Carol's desk. Carol hold several pieces of paper. Carol says, "I can't process your voucher because these receipts look fake to me." Dilbert reaches for the receipts. Dilbert says, "They aren't fake!" Carol says, "Then why aren't they notarized?" Dilbet's hair stands on end. Dilbert crumples the paper. Dilbert says, "Because they're just receipts!" Carol says, "And now you'll tell me there's no DNA evidence either."