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Dogbert The Futurist

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Dogbert The Futurist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags futurist, predict, hire, industry, time, business, hard, work

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boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags key boards replaced, motion sensing, computer screen, 3d image, technical professionals, engineer, moron, engineering

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"Dogbert the Futurist" Dogbert: "Someday, keyboards will be replaced by motion-sensing rings on your fingers..." "The computer screen will be projected into your glasses as a 3-D image." - These developments will not enhance the image of technical professionals." Dilbert: "Are you an engineer?" Moron: "I'm a moron. Common mistake."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, speech, have and have nots, dumb ones, cavemans, unevolved

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Dogbert the futurist Dogebert: Society will become divided into technology "haves" and "have nots" Eventually the two groups will take different evolutionary paths. Then, as now, the "have nots" will be policy makers. Caveman: Oog mission statement

Two Futures

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Two Futures - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags psychology, future, brakes, cliff, die, instant

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Dogbert The Futurist dogbert: i see two potential futures for you. in one future, your brakes fail and you drive off a cliff, dying instantly upon impact. office worker: and in the other future? dogbert: it's less instant.

Futurist Of The Year

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