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5 Results for Futurist
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Thursday March 19,
2020
Dogbert The Futurist
Tags futurist, predict, hire, industry, time, business, hard, work
Transcript
boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Wednesday October 12,
1994
Tags key boards replaced, motion sensing, computer screen, 3d image, technical professionals, engineer, moron, engineering
Transcript
"Dogbert the Futurist" Dogbert: "Someday, keyboards will be replaced by motion-sensing rings on your fingers..." "The computer screen will be projected into your glasses as a 3-D image." - These developments will not enhance the image of technical professionals." Dilbert: "Are you an engineer?" Moron: "I'm a moron. Common mistake."
Thursday October 13,
1994
Tags Dogbert, speech, have and have nots, dumb ones, cavemans, unevolved
Transcript
Dogbert the futurist Dogebert: Society will become divided into technology "haves" and "have nots" Eventually the two groups will take different evolutionary paths. Then, as now, the "have nots" will be policy makers. Caveman: Oog mission statement