dilbert in front of laptop on video conference: our audio is garbled. i can't hear what you are saying.
dilbert yelling: no, i didn't say anything about a gerbil. i said our audio is garbled.
dogbert and dilbert at home.
dogbert: how'd your zoom call go?
dilbert: i solved zero problems and may have endangered a gerbil.
wally: how did your conference call go?
dilbert: normal. it took us twenty minutes to get everyone connected, followed by forty minutes of garbled speech that no one understood. the meeting ended when everyone got tired of pretending something useful was happening.
wally: i didn't really care.
