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4 Results for Gavel
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Thursday January 09,
2020
Mind Reading
Tags #business, #judge, #ruling, #gavel, #proof, #thoughts, #unfair, #mind, #reading
Transcript
court of stupidity judge with gavel: the court rules that dilbert should magically know what his boss wants at all times. dilbert: i'm not a mind-reader! judge: prove it! dilbert: how can i prove i can't read minds? judge: easy. tell me what i'm not thinking.
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Monday March 16,
1992
Tags #Dogbert, #argument, #petimony, #suit, #points, #tie
Transcript
The judge says, "Mister Dogbert, you made a good argument in your petimony suit against Dilbert . . ." The judge pounds his gavel and says, "But Dilbert had some good points, too . . . I call it a tie." The judge thinks, "Third tie this week . . . Maybe it's me . . ."
Wednesday January 24,
2007
Tags #alien, #bring technology, #handle oa agavel, #new guy, #order in the court, #simpletons, #snout, #working out, #health
Transcript
I came to this company to bring the technology of my advanced culture to you simpletons. "Has anyone ever told you that your snout is like the handle of a gavel?" "A what?" "How's the new guy working out?" "ORDER IN THE COURT!" BAM BAM BAM
Wednesday January 08,
2020
Trial Postponed
Tags #business, #trial, #court, #stupidity, #judge, #dare, #lawyer, #postponed
Transcript
dogbert: your trial at the court of stupidity has been postponed. the judge is suffering from a gavel-related injury. dilbert: did you attack him with a gavel? dogbert: didn't need to. the man can't say no to a dare.