Ratbert: "Dogbert told me about the birds and the bees."
"The bee part confuses me. It seems like I'd get stung."
"And as for birds, I just wouldn't know the words to say."
Dilbert: "Try a humming bird."
Boss: According to studies, employees will work harder if they think their managers care about them. But that's hard for me because you're basically a sausage casing full of coffee and rotting organs. Dilbert: That must have stung. Wally: Less than you'd think.